Moses came by again today with a few more pictures he found in his underwear drawer of famous people from the Bible. He said he put them there ages ago, and forgot about them. He wanted to share them once again and said there’s more were these came from. Enjoy.
Moses Wakes After An All Niter In Taiwan To Find His Shirt Missing And His Entire Upper Torso Covered In Tattoos, circa 1999
Photo From Methuselah’s New York Drivers License Which Was Revoked After He Received 62 Moving Violations In 13 Months
Abraham In A Mexican Toilet Stall With Jesus, Who’d Eaten 2 Bowls Of Beans An Hour Prior, In The Stall Directly To His Right, circa 1987
Mary Gives Joseph The Cuckold Sign After Her Date With God’s Angel, circa 9 months B.C.
Peter Gets A Call From Jesus On His Cell, circa 2012