Eyes Open On Shroud Of Turin

In Rome this morning, Fr. Peter Doodelbug, Chief Archeologist of the Vatican, revealed this photograph of The Shroud of Turin which he claims he personally took just yesterday.

Wadda You Lookin' At!

Wadda You Lookin’ At!

“I rolled the Shroud back to take a little peek last night, and its eyes opened! Good thing I had my phone camera on me and was able to take this picture. I also could swear I heard the Shroud speak. It said, ‘Wadda YOU lookin at man?!’ or something to that effect,” Fr. Doodelbug said, as he rode an exercise bike in the Vatican gym while conducting this interview.


4 thoughts on “Eyes Open On Shroud Of Turin

  1. I feel sure that snap is of the tramp I threw a few coins at under Waterloo Bridge just last week. If only I’d known I could have had copyright on it.


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