Here’s an interesting video from “The David Pakman Show” about the plethora of gay porn that is apparently being Googled and viewed by our homophobic friends in Southern anti-gay marriage states like Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2iP1ciJWL0&list=UUvixJtaXuNdMPUGdOPcY8Ag
As regular readers of this intellectually stimulating and highly under-stated blog may already know, I despise homophobes and anti-gay marriage Christians more than just about anything on this Earth. I hate them. A lot. They bother me. They’re bigoted fuck-faces who hide behind Jesus in order to justify their hate of those they fear they themselves may actually be: same-sex cock suckers and pussy lickers. This video tells an interesting story, doesn’t it? While they condemn and deny the rights of marriage to gays in the daylight, at night, these Southern State Christian homophobes wank off to gay porn. A lot. I’m telling you, the best solution to homophobia is mandatory same-sex fucking for everyone on their 18th birthday. They don’t have to like it, but everyone has to do it. Maybe that way, this stupid fucking hatred of people based solely on who they fuck will end. And even if it doesn’t completely end, I’m sure as fuck bettin’ my suggestion will greatly reduce it. Thank you for reading. And please, refrain from smoking while the ride is motion. P.S. I’ve been held prisoner by the Nobel Prize Committee in Geneva, Switzerland this past week. A post about my experience will follow shortly.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
This is great stuff! I think it is the same stuff as is happening in Uganda, where gay porn is even shown in churches…it just goes to show what repression does to the human mind. In fact, I watched way more gay porn before I came out of the closet than after…so I guess the good people of the United Southern States should just give it a try one day.
I really hate the thought of Christian conservatives secretly jerking off to gay porn only to come out with anti-gay rhetoric the next day. That’s not why those good people from the porn industry made that movie. I think there should be a law preventing closeted gays from watching porn, so repressing one’s sexuality becomes way more difficult.
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That’s a great idea. Or how about if a closet conservative Christian Googles gay porn their name pops up on a data base that’s shared publicly by everyone. Don’t think that’d be possible, but it sure would be nice, eh? Man, those homophobic self-loathing fuckers bother the shit outta me.
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That would be awesome…That database would turn me on more than gay porn ever could!
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It would turn me on more than porn, pizza, and Miley Cyrus doing my sexual bidding whenever I wanted her to combined. Well, maybe not. I think having Miley hopping up and down on me would be better, but, seeing as that will NEVER happen, never mind.
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Never say never, my friend…Miley is very unpredictable. And should I ever achieve my goal of world domination, I’ll have her delivered to your front door;)
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I love you!
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Good to see you back. There’s the same phenomenon here in Brazil. The homophobia is HUGE, yet the number of cases of married men having boy-toys is astounding. A guy (married, father) just last year leapt from the window of a gay bathhouse when it was raided, forgetting it was a few stories up, and died.
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In Brazil?! Wow! I thought they were more open to sexual variety there. It’s the Catholic bullshit most likely. It’s like a cancer of the soul. Once they plant that shit into people it just goes wild and all kinds of morally sick shit happens, values get twisted, and society suffers. Just a guess.
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Oh, hetro is worshiped. This is the land of the body perfect. There is a real aversion to the homo (male homo, only) by the macho-men. As it turns out, though, the macho-men are the one’s doing most of the butt-slapping.
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Mexico is an interesting place too. It’s not at all cool to be “gay”, BUT, if you’re a man and another man wants to suck your dick, that’s OK. As long as you aren’t the one doing the sucking, you’re not thought of as gay. Ancient Rome had a similar policy. As long as you’re the one doing the fucking, it matters not whether it’s a man or a woman you fuck. To BE fucked was the gay thing. Kinda like prison in that way I guess. To me, it’s still gay and homosexual. Not that I give a shit, I don’t, but the twisting around of what’s OK and not sexually is really some crazy shit.
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Wait, shouldn’t you have been holding them hostage?
Glad you’re back. I was about to write and make sure you were okay.
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Oh, I’ll never be OK. At least I hope not. Any way, the story will follow tomorrow, hopefully. BASTARDS!!!
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Have they been trying to force you to accept two Nobel Prizes instead of one?
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Oh, it’s quite the tale of woe, my friend, quite the tale of woe. Soon, very soon, I will tell it. Nobel BASTARDS!!!!
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Most, if not all, homophobes are closeted homosexuals, who for one reason or another, refuse to come terms with their sexual identity. Rather than using their sexual energy in a natural way, they turn to aggression against anything what will confront these people with their own nature.
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I agree. Bastards.
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You can also go the route of making them talk in church about their sexual fantasies. If they had to talk about their own fantasies they could not pretend that ‘other’ people are different… fucking idiots.
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Could do that, but it lacks flare. I want to light the bastards up!
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