I Love The Smell Of Boiling Flesh In The Morning, Smells Like…Christmas

Great Pot For Cooking Humans

Great Pot For Cooking Humans

To all the cannibal and non-cannibal heathens who have hopped on board TACP bus for the ride this year, Merry Christmas. And remember to remove the jewelry BEFORE dropping your human into the cooking oil. It’s a bitch scraping melted metal off the bottom of a huge ass iron cooking pot the next day.

PZ Myers Simmering In My Pot

Human Stew

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10 thoughts on “I Love The Smell Of Boiling Flesh In The Morning, Smells Like…Christmas

  1. Thanks…you know, these are exactly the kind of tips you don’t get from Martha Stewart!

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  2. A merry chrismas for you too!

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