Now for a quote from Ken Ham from his recent atheist-bashing appearance on Fox News: “Our message to the atheists is, hey, we’re not attacking you personally but we want you to know the truth, that there is a God who created you and you are sinners as all of us are, but that God sent his son to become a babe in a manger…” Nice to know that God sent his son, who’s actually not his son but God himself, to become “a babe in a manger” to save us heathen sinners. I’d rather a babe be in thigh-high leather boots and a fish net body suit if truly coming to save me from my hideous self, but I guess sinners can’t be choosers, eh? The concept of a tiny infant being born so that it can be horrifically tortured and die nailed to a cross when it grows up so my sins can be forgiven, sickens me to my very core. Such thinking is sadistic, narcissistic, cruel, and exhibits a psychopathology so depraved the “DSM” hasn’t yet a label accurate enough to describe it. If THAT is what “faith” tells people they must believe is true in order to be considered “good” then I’m ecstatically happy I’m the moral-lacking atheist monster I am.
Since I’m a monster, and a cannibal without morals, due to my disbelief in Jesus and all, I’ve decided that, for my Christmas dinner, I will eat Ken Ham himself. Man, this is gonna be a great Christmas. I’m glad Mr. Ham took the time to remind me of how evil and nasty I am just because I don’t believe in his god. He took away any last twinge of morality in me that might’ve said, “It’s wrong to cannibalize people, so don’t.” Oh well, he has no one to blame but himself for becoming my Christmas dinner! Hee Haw!
Wait! Perhaps this piece was just a stretched out, sarcastic joke, and I’m not immoral or a cannibalistic monster? Naw. Can’t be. I don’t believe in Jesus. No such person could have decent morals, could they?