Christmas will not be coming this year for terminally ill and poor children. Santa and Jesus have cancelled it. But just for them.
“Santa and I decided,” Jesus said, “that since dying kids have no need for gifts, and poor kid’s parents can’t afford to buy gifts, such children really have no right to be celebrating Christmas anyway. I mean, who’s bloody fault is it that so many kids are poor? Mine? Santa’s? Fuck no! God, my father, gave each person his or her own free will. If some parents are too lazy to apply theirs to getting themselves, and their children, out of poverty, I sure as hell am NOT going to feel bad about it. And if a kid is dying, why be so cruel as to let him celebrate Christmas and allow him to have a glimmer of hope that surely will die, just like he will, in only a few short weeks? Naw. Better to cancel Christmas for these kids and focus on healthier, wealthier human beings and their little brats. THOSE kids actually deserve our efforts and will appreciate them much more than half-dead, barely conscious ones, and ones who go to bed hungry every night because their parents are just too damn lazy to get a job to support them.”