9/11 Conspiracy Revealed As Conspiracy By Conspiracy Experts


conspiracy-theories-3x2Two conspiracy experts, who themselves are believed by conspiracy experts to be a conspiracy, revealed that conspiracy theorists now are postulating that 9/11 conspiracy theorists and so-called “Truthers” are themselves a conspiracy being used to cover up the truth behind the 9/11 conspiracy theories.  “What skeptics and idiots who demand evidence before accepting something as true don’t get is that there’s a huge conspiracy to cover up the truth which prevents them from accepting the very conspiracy that’s being used to cover up the truth,” said Philip Dumfuk, conspiracy expert.  “And the truth about 9/11 is that nothing happened on 9/11.  It’s a conspiracy that conspiracy theorists created to cover up the fact that nothing ever happens and none of us are really here. Everything is simply a conspiracy so Obama can prepare to reveal himself as an Asian women named Sally and join the circus. Take the fucking covers off your eyes and see the truth people before you become part of the problem and not part of the solution to unraveling the conspiracy problem which keeps the real conspiracy hidden from those not believing in it. I beg you to take this to heart before a conspiracy to not take it to heart engulfs your very soul.”

11 thoughts on “9/11 Conspiracy Revealed As Conspiracy By Conspiracy Experts

  1. If this wasn’t so fucking relevant to a large percentage of our society, it would be hilarious. The fact that there are so many out there that actually believe everything is a damn conspiracy is pretty fucked up.

    Check this out is you want your head to explode: http://beforeitsnews.com/
    A guy I know referred me to this site a while back about some idiotic story I don’t recall atm, but it took me a couple of weeks before I could sleep soundly again. That place is a frenzy of crazy cosnpiracy shit. Do not go there unless you are wearing a metal colander on your head to protect you from the evil satellites that are manipulating your mind, having tea with bigfoot twice a week, and have been abducted and probed by aliens at least once


  2. This is a great mindfuck. Consider my mind fucked.


    • Mind fucking is all part of the conspiracy. If you conspire long enough, you’ll start to perspire, and perspiration leads to inspiration which leads to Obama being revealed as an alien hooker named Bertha. You’d have to be an idiot NOT to see the truth in this.


    • Care to do a little experiment: Copy paste your words above onto a random Christian facebook page, only prefix it with something like Matthew 5: 9-13 or something…then see how many likes you get:P
      I dare you…(well, I’m kidding of course, but I would love to see your site go viral because some Christian fanatic with a midnight pray-per-view-programme gets worked up about it;)


    • I just may do that. I’ve no doubt people will believe it’s some kind of divine message of truth. It’s that confusing and meaningless. Like the 9/11 conspiracies. I mean, I can’t even follow what the fuck it is that’s supposedly SO obvious to these people because nothing they’re saying makes linear sense of any kind. Also, secret conspiracies AREN’T fucking secret if we all know about them. 9/11 WAS a secret conspiracy by Bin Laden and his boys because we DIDN’T know about it until it played out. It was conspired, in secret, by guys who hate America.


  3. That’s a lot of conspiracy.


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