King Herod will be hosting the annual Heaven/Hell Christmas party at his home in Topeka, Kansas next month. “To be honest, I’m surprised Jesus asked me to do this after last year’s fiasco,” Herod said. “To make a long story short, after 4 Vodka martini’s each, Mao Tse Tung and I thought it would be hysterical to put John the Baptist’s severed head in Jesus’ bed with a note saying, ‘We made you an offer you couldn’t refuse’ like in the ‘Godfather’, you know. Well, what we didn’t know was that Jesus, who’s got a great sense of humor, and Yahweh, who doesn’t have ANY, had switched rooms for the night.
Yahweh Handing Human Head He Found In His Bed To Hotel Maid For Disposal
Needless to say, there was a lot of yelling and screaming that went on when Yahweh crawled into bed that night. Most everyone there blamed Hitler for it, cause, well, he’s a dick, but I’m positive Jesus knew it was Mao Tse Tung and me who did it. Guess his sense of humor is better than I thought since he’s asked me to host the party this year. He’s cool like that.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
“From days gone by” … sounds like my blog. At the beginning (2008), I was lucky to get one visitor, let alone any “likes” or comments.
Glad you reposted. 🙂
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Thanks. I’m gonna do that with a few more that got one view back in the day.
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Reblogged this on The Arm Chair Pontificator and commented:
A Holiday post from days gone by which very few ever got to read.
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But, I have friends in loooow places.
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Well, OK. I’ll see what I can do.
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How to get an invite? Premium vodka served?
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Only top of the line vodka is ever served at these gatherings. Hard to get an invite though. Very stuck up those guys are.
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Your room is being furnished in the hereafter with a bed of thorns 😛
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Well, I am a bit of a masochist, so it won’t be THAT awful. See, subjectivity at play, once again.
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I can’t beat that
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Amen my friend.
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