King Herod To Host 2018 Annual Heaven/Hell Christmas Party

King Herod will be hosting the annual Heaven/Hell Christmas party at his home in Topeka, Kansas next month. “To be honest, I’m surprised Jesus asked me to do this after last year’s fiasco,” Herod said.  “To make a long story short, after 4 Vodka martini’s each, Mao Tse Tung and I thought it would be hysterical to put John the Baptist’s severed head in Jesus’ bed with a note saying, ‘We made you an offer you couldn’t refuse’  like in the ‘Godfather’, you know.  Well, what we didn’t know was that Jesus, who’s got a great sense of humor, and Yahweh, who doesn’t have ANY, had switched rooms for the night.

God Gives Head He Found In Bed To Hotel Maid

Yahweh Handing Human Head He Found In His Bed To Hotel Maid For Disposal

Needless to say, there was a lot of yelling and screaming that went on when Yahweh crawled into bed that night.  Most everyone there blamed Hitler for it, cause, well, he’s a dick, but I’m positive Jesus knew it was Mao Tse Tung and me who did it. Guess his sense of humor is better than I thought since he’s asked me to host the party this year.  He’s cool like that.”

11 thoughts on “King Herod To Host 2018 Annual Heaven/Hell Christmas Party

  1. “From days gone by” … sounds like my blog. At the beginning (2008), I was lucky to get one visitor, let alone any “likes” or comments.

    Glad you reposted. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. But, I have friends in loooow places.


  3. How to get an invite? Premium vodka served?


  4. Your room is being furnished in the hereafter with a bed of thorns 😛


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