Braveheart Fucked Up Fred Phelps Bad
In a really unusual occurrence this morning, a wormhole opened up next to Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. Even more unusual was that William Wallace, aka Braveheart, stormed out of it on horseback, smashed the church to splinters, and castrated Mr Phelps with a dull butter knife. He also sealed Mr Phelps’ testicles into his mouth with a rusty piece of chicken wire before cauterizing Phelps’ groin so he wouldn’t bleed out.
Braveheart Cut Off Phelps’ Balls
He then tied Mr Phelps to a bench and had several barn yard animals sodomize him for several hours. After releasing Mr. Phelps, Mr. Wallace re-entered the wormhole and it vanished. Though no words were exchanged between the two men during this violent attack, Mr. Phelps screams could be heard up to a mile away, that is until his mouth was sewn shut with his testicles inside. The end.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
That fellow didn’t have a good day. I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes in a million years
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Phelps is the very definition of vile scum to me. Don’t know how much you know about him, but to have this happen to him for real wouldn’t be enough punishment for all the pain he’s caused.
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Whatever I have heard about him has not been flattering.
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No. Nothing flattering to be said of someone this filled with hate. Not a good guy.
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Say what you will about Mel Gibson, but he got it right this time!
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Oh, he did indeed. Too bad Gibson didn’t see more musicals. A few cocks rammed into him throughout his life might’ve, you know, LOOSENED him up a bit!
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