Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl

Former Pope, Benedict, As he Looks Today

Former Pope, Benedict, As he Looks Today

News out of the Middle East today is that former Pope, Benedict, has converted to Islam in order to wed a 12-year-old girl he first saw while on vacation in Orlando this past summer. “I saw her coming off the “It’s A Small World” ride at Disney World, and knew I had to have her,” said Benedict, who now calls himself Sheikh Allah-BaBa-BooBoo. “My mind immediately began to race toward ways I could possess a young girl both legally and morally, and I decided the best way would be to convert to Islam, kidnap the child, take her to a country run by fanatical Muslim idealists, and marry the bitch there. That’s exactly what I did, too. And there ain’t a fuckin’ thing anyone can do or say about it because my faith allows my disgusting behavior, and the world gives religion a blind deference, so piss off if you don’t like it.”  It is not known which Muslim country Mr. BaBa-BooBoo is living in, but President Obama has released a statement saying his hands were tied in this situation due to it being a religious issue and imaginary, invisible beings were involved that could send him to Hell if he messed with this great “mystery” of theirs.

14 thoughts on “Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl

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  2. Hahahaaa! I can’t stop laughing!

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